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May my life be just as flavorful.
fuck yea mulan
Well technically mulan got her own guy too… but she’s still one of my faves :-)Mulan is the f best as always
That’s why Mulan was always my favourite :)
YEHHH MULAN
PROUD OF YOU MULAN
BEST PRINCESS
YOU SAVED THE FAMILY HONOR.
GO MULAN!~
SHE GOT A MAN
SHE JUST NEEDED TO BE BAD
FIRSTCHINA B4 HOES
always she is the best.
because she’s asian and bad.>
LOVE Mulan ♥
disney taught me a lot!(:
daaaaaas how
Lalala SAVED MOTHER F CHINA then got the guy
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The Armadillo Lizard (Cordylus cataphractus) is a lizard endemic to desert areas of southern Africa. It is also known as the Typical Girdled Lizard, Armadillo Girdled Lizard, Golden Armadillo Lizard, and Armadillo Spiny-tailed Lizard.
The Armadillo Lizard possesses an uncommon antipredator adaptation, in which it takes its tail in its mouth and rolls into a ball when frightened. In this shape it is protected from predators by the thick, squarish scales along its back and the spines on its tail. This behavior, which resembles that of the mammalian armadillo, gives it its English common name. This behavior may have inspired tales of the mythical creature Ouroboros.
CAN I HAVE ONE
I don’t know why I think it’s so cute but I do WQHWAHDKSDJH IT PUTS ITS TAIL IN ITS MOUTH AND ROLLS INTO A LITTLE BALL HOW CUTE
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But After You Did http://bit.ly/KciGrD
daniel wanna-be http://bit.ly/KdxYfu
Don’t you just hate it when that happens to you?
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Day 3: Favorite pre-Avengers individual movie?
Captain America: The First Avenger. There’s no “why” question so do I need to go on or do I need to explain myself. Because I felt like I did in the last one with The Capt. Bah. I’ll do it anyways.
One, we, the audience, can finally look into superheroes from the eyes of an emasculated male. It’s rarely done before. Yes, of course all the superheroes had their past fears and mistakes, and seriously who doesn’t… except for Clark Kent. He’s always number one in whatever he does. But Captain America, I felt, delved into the life of the “little guy,” the regular joe, the guy next door and we can all relate to that.
Two, Steve Rogers as the little guy, before he was injected with that all-powerful serum that gave him an incredible growth spurt and super hormones that, when out of the microwave, enhanced his pecks, abs, and thighs that inspired the Insanity guy to create the Insanity course, is very different than how most superheros started out (wow, that’s a long sentence). Let me elaborate on that. Peter Parker (Spiderman), for example, though bullied and harassed as school for being a nerd in the beginning like Rogers was, uses his newly acquired powers for selfish reasons until his uncle was killed. It was after that life altering event that moved him to fight crime as a vigilante. Rogers, from the beginning, hated bullies and crime. After his enhancement he changed in no way, except perhaps becoming more confident. Still , he never strayed from his original purpose, to see to the end of all bullies.
Overall, Captain America is my favorite out of the pre-Avengers because simply because I believe it projects a healthy sort of masculinity boys and men are used to seeing, as well as the incredible action. In nearly all the superhero movies, the hero gets the girl only after he was able to show his masculinity and power and emit his hunk-ish pheromones. In Captain America, we see that Peggy Carter, the heroine, is attracted to Steve before and after his enhancement. I believe this should be a big boost of confidence to all emasculated. I liked how she actually became angry with him when he was caught with the seductive secretary lady because he acted like all the other men with power and status and looks.
I really enjoyed Captain America: The First Avenger (now that’s an understatement).
Mani Monday: Cheetah Print | The Beauty Department
Mani Mondays on TBD are my favourite! They always have amazing DIYs that make it look so easy. If only I was ambidextrous then my right hand nails would look as good as my left hand nails. But you know what they say - practice makes perfect!
Sexting http://bit.ly/JNAWD3
its starting
Damn
excuse me did you say florida
welp i’m out
Of fucking course it’s Florida.
Why is it always Florida?
oh yep this was near Miami damn am i glad i live in Tampa
Oh….goodbye world…
Guys, the men were on drugs and having hallucinations and shit… So one just ended going crazy and eating the man’s face…
It is not because of Zombies…
FLORIDA! FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIDAAAAAAAAAAAA! JASMINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S STARTINGGGGG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG GRABBING THE SURVIVAL GUIDE AND MY MACHETE~!
SOLANGE IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YOU ARE THE ONE I ENTRUST MY SAFETY TO.
WE WILL SURVIVE.
NOS VAMOS PA’LL YUNQUE, MUJER, QUE AHÍ NO LLEGA NADA.
I knew it was only a matter of time!
Begins to sharpen spear, double sabers and oils guns…….
…It’s begun.
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